Just a wee idea to let us all have a chuckle and please contribute if you can

I will leave it to the other members to append a few sentences to the story I am about to start and we can see where this goes.

Craig's motorbike was looking good although it was a little underpowered he was thinking of upgrading it to 125cc and using petrol instead of used cooking oil from Jimbo's chip pan. Jimbo was having to change to all electric as his boss was terrified of the building burning down. All he ever heard from the kitchen was "Fire in the Disco, Fire in Disco, Danger High Voltage".

I maybe get this

Sick of his boss, Jimbo decided to quit and go for it on his own. He knew he couldn't do it alone and although Craig was a lazy get he decided to see if he wanted to join him in his venture. Craig took one last look at his Bon Jovi masturbation material and joined Jimbo. They had to be quick as Jimbo had no money coming in and this was The Final Countdown to his bills coming out.

You got it exactly right weemonk. Let's see who else joins in

So together they opened up shop, they decided to name it Craig and jimbos massive dildos and buttplugs. They were both experts in the different types of materials, the shapes, the sizes, the textures. They had tried them all before. People flew in far and wide to gaze at their amazing collection. As time past Jimbo was getting sick, he was doing all the live shows, he was bringing in all the money and Craig was just Jammin everything he could up his hoop. Jimbo gave an ultimatum. "Bring in some kind of money or you can get on your bike" so craig did the only thing he knew, he went to blackjack. He fucked it. 

Fucking shit I know. 😂