It is very rare I post here I read a lot of stuff and keep my views to myself been following the lads for over 7/8 years now and they are great no bullshit with these boys I’ve had the odd giveaway win etc .

My post today focuses on UK slots , now I know most of us already know reasons such as auto spins no bonus buys etc are fucking annoying. I have managed just about to fight through the annoying things using auto click software is one shortcut and just accepting some games whilst they are the higher variance are just not feasible in the UK without buys.

What I have finally begun to not accept and has ruined slots for me is simply the amount of money these games take to even bonus or to begin thinking about giving a bonus just dead spin after dead spin and no base game wins of note. I generally play 40/60/80p some games it’s £40-50 for  a bonus that pays 10x and yes that’s just slots I get that but now we also have to factor in because of how slow these things play now it’s half an hour of time and £40-50 quid loss for 10x becomes unbearable . I think right now we’re just being completely fingered and actually it’s becoming a complete robbery , yes i expect to lose each deposit of course I do but where has the fun gone for that cash .

Sometimes I resort to playing low variance games that I don’t particularly like but will do it just for a few bonuses and a bit of fun , golden colts the easiest game on planet earth to bonus 40 p stakes £23 pound it took for a bonus that paid £4. 

Pragmatic I think there games are great I enjoy them but why have they become games that basically are bonus or bust , there base game wins are lower than the stake majority of the time so even a winning spin becomes a losing one and with dead spins ultimately your balance is bartered . There bonuses also put of 10 spins you might get one winning spin the rest dead . It is not about losing money just but where is the excitement in a bonus that pays on one spin of 10 and the rest dead it doesn’t make sense to me . Are we just mugs in the UK feeding these things and getting laughed at are we simply filling the bankroll for there out of UK offerings for bonus buyers etc ?

BTG and megaways - where to even begin with these , firstly they are slower than ever Jesus it’s dull but my main gripe with BTG is again the bonuses not only does it takes hours and a shit load of money to land if your lucky enough to land it but then the bonus is just dead spins nearly 90% of the time there’s no fun in these bonus games anymore it’s completely fucked . Also building a 10-15x multi in the first few spins to then get dead spins for every other spin is draining on excitement we all know the potential of a win has gone when really it should bring that excitement of hope and for regular players it’s so obvious that the bonus is done and you’ve not even hit anything of note .

Lil devil needs a forum post of its own I’ve personally played 10s of thousands of spins on this game the heartstopper thing is one of the worst things I’ve ever witnessed and been a part of , 5x for hours of spins and nowadays you can go the whole 40 hearts without hitting  a single bonus

i know this has turned into a bit of a rant so I’ll stop moaning my main point is not money loss that’s my responsibility and my own doing for playing on , it’s more the fun has gone these providers are not interesting on making games that play well anymore just games that can take money and pay one person on Sweden once every 60 weeks .

what can be done to fix this ? I am not sure anything can be done the UK shaw become a market that just accepts losing money to games that have no intention of paying or providing enjoyment .

is it just me that has sank to this feeling that slots are finished in the UK , am I being to negative ?

Dave