Safer Gambling Week

1.      The UKGC’s next initiative is to issue oven gloves to players who play on laptops in an effort to slow down their play to any players wishing to wager above 60p per spin. The oven gloves shall be issued on receipt of SOW information.

2.      The images of the fishermen on the Big Bass games are to be replaced with images of Liz Truss simply because without this change nobody would ever want to see her ever again.

3.      Ireland has tabled a motion at the EU to be able to banish a collection of rather silly middle aged dossers from taking occupation in their country and streaming utter drivel. Apparently the UK has prebooked flights to Rwanda and some are going spare. Bye Bye Chumpmonkz!!

4.      New rules have been introduced by the Latvian mafia to seek out deviants who harass young female croupiers with usernames indicating the penetration of fish. How weird!

5.      A new protection measure shall be introduced whereby any win above 21x on a Yggdrasil slot shall result in the immediate suspension of a players account until the casino has ascertained whether a full withdrawal is required. A representative of Yggdrasil confirmed that they would expect this to occur four times in 2022.

6.      All shops called Ladbrokes are to be rebranded ‘The Lads are broke’ and the top prize of FOBT’s are to be increased in line with inflation. The Jackpot should be over £3k by the end of 2023.

7.      Low Stake Slots are going to be compelled to give evidence in the trial of ‘Big Stevie’ who apparently absconded with all of the bonus symbols on the slots played by weemonk this year.

Hi Chris, 

At least my efforts made one person laugh that’s all I was trying to do was brighten the day for some of the members.

You could brighten my day and give me a shout out on your next stream and ask some of your viewers to come and keep us all company on here.

Keep up the good work with your streams they really are very well put together and worth a watching