Craig molested me and I do not feel safe any longer.
So what do we win lol.
Yeah, im still here, just moved house and trying to sort out utilities and stuff is a right nightmare and trying to get Internet here is even worse, can only get a 10mb through phone line and going from fibre 1000mb to that is just a joke. Luckily they just upgraded my mobile data to unlimited (good job as ive used 45gigs this week already).
Oh hi there.
How do I enter the giveaway? Do I need to post a video of myself ironing my own skin? Is that what Craig wants?
Sicko!! But I will do it.
In. When do we get our prizes?
Apparently it is a prerequisite that you are either a “girlfriend” of Jimbo belonging to a shady inner circle or a victim of Craig’s deviant urges.
The membership are now coming forward with accusations of sadistic acts involving heated household appliances and the rolling of doughnuts and heaven only knows what weemonk has endured at the hands of a weirdo in a potato costume to enter the draw of this particular cult and participate in the draw.
Spare a thought for those on the outside of the inner circle though where there would be no access to the giveaway and their only chance of a prize would be the Chippunks annual prize draw for a worthless mug with the picture of a smug scumbag on it. Yeah that’s you, Dylansmum Byeeeeeeee!!!
Good liuck to everyone in whatever circle you are in whether it be inner or outer and for god sake just beware them pesky rolling doughnuts.
By the way if i win i am going to buy superdavey a keyboard with an apostrophe key on it as he cannot be a supremo mod without one
superdavey - 01/04/2023 at 10:12
This thread was a terrible idea 😂🙊
Agreed