Why are you not doing 50,000 Euro bonus buys?

What do you mean they are not allowed? Get off your backsides, jump on a plane every week (who cares about climate change) and get yourselves across to Dub.

What do you mean you do not have that kind of cash? It does not matter you always win and your bankroll will grow quicker than Chipmonkz's nose

What do you mean it is not entertaining or realistic? Thousands of clueless numpties would disagree and of course you need to remember all of your acting skills to feign surprise as you win for the umpteenth time.

Where could we play such games? Anywhere where the affiliate managers from Pragmatic would give you a wheelbarrow full of non-withdrawable credits.

Please note as well -  in order to get viewers you need to either, (1) wear a floppy hat and flounce around dancing like a weirdo or, (2)l learn a catchphrase full of profanity and then practice screaming it at ever increasing volumes or, (3) put on a hoodie that would never suit a middle aged man, blether nonsense about pokemon and be accompanied by gormless stooges and pretend you're not a total loser.

On second thoughts - just keep up the good work.

 CraigSlots  management approves this.

SecularSlots - 13/11/2021 at 13:53

I just boarded the first GD sponsored flight for bonus buys..  CraigSlots  told me it was a lovely trip to Malta and i was sharing an apartment with Rosh...  Jimbocasino  whatsapped me telling me to run but it was too late.. I got on the flight and it said 10 hours to Afghanistan..

I landed and tried to buy a bonus on Chaos Crew while in the airport... The only Chaos I experienced was my kidnap. As a white Atheist, they have me in a cell and the walls and papered with Pragmatic play logos.

Rosh is not in Malta, he is the new Bin Laden of Bonus Buys. I think I heard Jordan and Gav scream from the next room "We wont play Fishin Frenzy again" - then what sounded like two single gun shots... But that might have been chip exploding at the thought of a thumbnail for an 80x win on Sweet Bonanza,

I am allowed 1 tweet and 1 GD post a day. My only tweet will be to complain about  CraigSlots  doing crypto streams.

Bye all.

allahu akbar

Kevin, 

Did your parents not teach you the dangers of overdosing on Cheeky Vimtos?

what the fuck have I just read Kevin...that being said.

As-salamu alaykum

I say, well done done chaps. More entertaining banter such as this is required. Jolly good read. 😂

SecularSlots - 14/11/2021 at 14:39

pokersmasher - 13/11/2021 at 21:43

SecularSlots - 13/11/2021 at 13:53

I just boarded the first GD sponsored flight for bonus buys..  CraigSlots  told me it was a lovely trip to Malta and i was sharing an apartment with Rosh...  Jimbocasino  whatsapped me telling me to run but it was too late.. I got on the flight and it said 10 hours to Afghanistan..

I landed and tried to buy a bonus on Chaos Crew while in the airport... The only Chaos I experienced was my kidnap. As a white Atheist, they have me in a cell and the walls and papered with Pragmatic play logos.

Rosh is not in Malta, he is the new Bin Laden of Bonus Buys. I think I heard Jordan and Gav scream from the next room "We wont play Fishin Frenzy again" - then what sounded like two single gun shots... But that might have been chip exploding at the thought of a thumbnail for an 80x win on Sweet Bonanza,

I am allowed 1 tweet and 1 GD post a day. My only tweet will be to complain about  CraigSlots  doing crypto streams.

Bye all.

allahu akbar

Kevin, 

Did your parents not teach you the dangers of overdosing on Cheeky Vimtos?

Hahaha - they did! But alas, I never listen 

Very entertaining nonetheless

shakinaces - 14/11/2021 at 19:14

+1 to the posts on here, good work 😂

Do you think there will ever be a way of uncovering absolute proof of the fake fund streams?

I'm kinda surprised that they still haven't been clamped down on by advertising standards figures, potentially ruining things for the legit creators.

Roobet have just been exposed but that is Crypto currency gambling.